The Alcohol Talking

TheGuppyOfDoom: I'm at a party with a lot drunk people. So I decided to talk to people less inebriated.
TheGuppyOfDoom: And that means you'll suffice.
This Severance: sounds goopd
This Severance: I am, undoubtedly, less inebriated.
TheGuppyOfDoom: Actually, I doubt that you're less inebriated than I am.
TheGuppyOfDoom: I am...rather belligerently drunk.
TheGuppyOfDoom: ...Oh well. At least I'm coherent.
This Severance: If you're belligerently drunk, then yes, I'm less inebriated than you.