On Family Planning:

me: This is your family.
me: God is giving your family a BABY
me: A BABY
me: BABY BABY BABY
 Falon:  I know its TERRIFYING
 me:  ...you're so fail.
 Falon:  and wondurous
 me:  What's gonna happen when Nikki wants one?
me: Cause she does.
me: And that's on you, buddy.
 Falon:  I will flee to the jungles of peru and seek the ancient temple of the beetle god Usunga
 me:  o.O
me: I'm gonna tell >:\
 Falon:  And rename myself Falon Jones....TOMB RAIDER

PS:  It's not my baby >.>...