On sophistication:

(3:18:48 PM) jesusmcmurphy: I'm a little bit more serious now.
(3:18:52 PM) jesusmcmurphy: And way more bald.
(3:18:59 PM) jesusmcmurphy: With a beard.
(3:19:07 PM) jesusmcmurphy: That's how people know I'm sophisticated.