(I saw them on a woman this morning.  Not crocs, like... hot pink, survey-tape colored vinyl.  Whoa!)

Do you ever feel like all you need is to feel near to a guardian angel?  If only I could have one sense of that touch, right now, it would all be so much better.

Also, I saw the following sticker on a loaf of bread at the grocery store:  "New!  GUARANTEED TASTE!"  What the fuck does that even mean?  "This bread is guaranteed to TASTE!  Like... SOMETHING!  Or your MONEY BACK!"

Also, I just had an entire syringe of 'B12 cocktail' injected into my rear end.  We'll see if I feel better over the next few days; they promise me I will