This Bridge will only take you...

[crows]

... halfway there. When I first heard this song, I needed a fifth. A god damn fifth. Now, I need two and a half more steps. That... DAAAAH. It sounds so MINISCULE and EFFORTLESS... but NOOOO. I can hit an E flat. And I need to get to the G. God damnit.

... *weeps*

Damn you, Don Quixote, for inspiring this seemingly insurmountable ambition...