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Quality Television
Alright, if I've ever said anything that could be construed as remotely negative about CSI Miami I TAKE IT ALL BACK.
Let me enumerate just a few of the myriad reasons I now support this incredible bastion of high-quality broadcasting:
1: Episode starts with with a female investigator (1b: hot, they're all hot, every single one is young and hot) dusting a table top. The angle of the shot is close and on a level with the table so as better to display the action of the dusting. Oh, and her ample breasts barely holstered by the low v-neck shirt she's wearing, pressed against the table. Now, I have it on good authority, that is, authority based on my talking to two boys I know, that if they had breasts, and were investigating a crime=scene, they would totally press them on things. Especially things they were dusting for fingerprints. (to note, the next shot cut back and she wasn't pressed against the table anymore).
2: This episode begins with a guy inadvertently running over a landmine, which blows him sky high. Sky high, and totally in tact. I mean, the dude died, of course, but he had all his limbs and was pretty recognizable. Sweet! (Yea, he looks pretty good, on that thar autopsy table).
3: (edit) Horatio Caine has hypnotic powers.
I'm sure there are more.
Let me enumerate just a few of the myriad reasons I now support this incredible bastion of high-quality broadcasting:
1: Episode starts with with a female investigator (1b: hot, they're all hot, every single one is young and hot) dusting a table top. The angle of the shot is close and on a level with the table so as better to display the action of the dusting. Oh, and her ample breasts barely holstered by the low v-neck shirt she's wearing, pressed against the table. Now, I have it on good authority, that is, authority based on my talking to two boys I know, that if they had breasts, and were investigating a crime=scene, they would totally press them on things. Especially things they were dusting for fingerprints. (to note, the next shot cut back and she wasn't pressed against the table anymore).
2: This episode begins with a guy inadvertently running over a landmine, which blows him sky high. Sky high, and totally in tact. I mean, the dude died, of course, but he had all his limbs and was pretty recognizable. Sweet! (Yea, he looks pretty good, on that thar autopsy table).
3: (edit) Horatio Caine has hypnotic powers.
I'm sure there are more.