(5:02:50 PM) jesusmcmurphy: I knew it was a bad idea.
(5:03:01 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Seven beers later, it's a good idea.

(7:03:16 PM) Tom: does that make me evil? ;)
(7:04:09 PM) Mårie: No more evil than our theoretical sculptures that blinded people in direct sunlight.
(7:04:18 PM) Mårie: (you should still totally make these)
(7:04:24 PM) Tom: :x
(7:04:34 PM) Tom: I have it in AutoCAD
(7:04:54 PM) Tom: it wouldn't just blind people, it could also start fires
(7:05:04 PM) Tom: possibly, people fires.

(7:03:26 PM) Odin: thats to sexy what stupid little soaps you're not allowed to use is to a bathroom.

(5:58:00 PM) jesusmcmurphy: If I hit you, I'd run for the hills with my hands cupping my bollocks.

(8:04:45 PM) Torbjørn: Die whore of babylon
(8:04:56 PM) Paradoxical: ... wow. Not every day a girl has that kind of a line laid on her.
(8:05:00 PM) Paradoxical: Where you from, cowboy?
(8:05:11 PM) Torbjørn: Texas

(He's actually from Norway)

(11:08:03 AM) thisseverance: I would prefer a cow.
(11:08:06 AM) jesusmcmurphy: Oh yeah?
(11:08:08 AM) thisseverance: Yes.
(11:08:15 AM) jesusmcmurphy: Isn't that cannibalism?

(8:46:18 PM) thisseverance: (but, hey, Marie! Look on the bright side! Your prophetic powers keep goin' strong!)
(8:48:59 PM) jesusmcmurphy: (Will I be happy?)
(8:49:22 PM) thisseverance: (At some point? Yes. Then you'll probably be angry. Then maybe happy again later.)
(8:49:31 PM) thisseverance: (this could all happen in very rapid succession; other things may happen in between)
(8:49:47 PM) jesusmcmurphy: (YOU HAVE THE SHINE!)

I posted two items for sale. An air compressor, and a coffee maker. I just received the following email:

Hey.
I am mailing you regarding your post.
I find your post nice.
I am good looking woman. I am coming to your place in few days.
and looking for a male to show me around.
This way we could discover each other.
I am going to send you my image when you answer.
I am coming from European part.
Caio!

Pure poetry. <3 Can't wait to meet 'Lisa'!

(12:43:51 PM) thisseverance: what kind of an answer is 'I don't know'?
(12:44:32 PM) jesusmcmurphy (williamlee): What kind of question is that?
(12:44:50 PM) jesusmcmurphy: I'm a dude, we're not supposed to understand our feelings. Sheesh, bitch.

...

(12:50:51 PM) thisseverance: Dude, did you see how much of a married-person fight that just was?
(12:51:54 PM) jesusmcmurphy: ...
(12:51:59 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Oh god, we're soulmates.
(12:53:17 PM) thisseverance: ...you didn't know that?
(12:55:19 PM) jesusmcmurphy: I did.
(12:55:23 PM) jesusmcmurphy: I just ignored it.
(12:55:27 PM) jesusmcmurphy: As much as possible.
(12:55:39 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Because I hate you.
(12:55:58 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Damn, it'd be fucking weird if we actually were soulmates
(12:56:23 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Especially since I don't necessarily believe in soulmates.
(12:56:40 PM) thisseverance: 'necessarily' means you do but you don't want to sound like a pussy.

(11:22:51 AM) jesusmcmurphy: Gonna have a baby today?
(11:23:15 AM) thisseverance: I'm not due for a few more months.
(11:23:27 AM) jesusmcmurphy: It's mine. Isn't it.
(11:23:36 AM) thisseverance: ... are you accusing me of cheating on you?
(11:23:46 AM) thisseverance: I can't believe this.
(11:23:55 AM) jesusmcmurphy: I know. Don't beat around the bush.
(11:24:04 AM) thisseverance: ... that's what she said.