On Craigslist:

[crows]

I posted two items for sale. An air compressor, and a coffee maker. I just received the following email:

Hey.
I am mailing you regarding your post.
I find your post nice.
I am good looking woman. I am coming to your place in few days.
and looking for a male to show me around.
This way we could discover each other.
I am going to send you my image when you answer.
I am coming from European part.
Caio!

Pure poetry. <3 Can't wait to meet 'Lisa'!

Comments

[helixnine.livejournal.com]

If that's a copy/paste, they spelled "ciao" wrong.
What European part do you suppose they're coming from?
The part with all the Nigerian royalty?

[incommune.livejournal.com]

It was C/P. So obviously not Italy. And I think the Nigerian royalty comes from the African part.