Open Letter to the Medical Community:

Dear World Medical Community,

Can one of y'all develop a test for variant Creutzfeld-Jacob Disease, please? I'm not so worried about being a mad cow myself, one way or another, but it makes me very sad that I cannot donate blood, as I have the rare and unique trait of not being very stressed out by needles, and would thusly donate regularly, were I allowed.

While I am sympathetic to the need to keep other people from becoming mad cows by guarding the blood supply against variant Creutzfeld-Jacob Disease, the fact that I cannot contribute socially in this matter makes me have sadface ---> :(.

Keep me posted as to the timeline of this project.

Love,
Marie

Botulism me, baby.

Today is crappy. I feel like total shit, people in the office I work in are yelling at eachother over me, and just... in general, it is crappy.

However, there is, apparently, a light at the end if the tunnel:

"BOTOX Therepeutic for Select Neurological Conditions" - botox.com

I live for the tiny joys.

(Tom, this post is for you <3)