On secret identities:

(4:02:29 AM) jesusmcmurphy: You might like Crystal.
(4:02:49 AM) thisseverance: meth?
(4:03:03 AM) jesusmcmurphy: Hot sauce.
(4:03:11 AM) jesusmcmurphy: I knew you were a tweaker.
(4:03:24 AM) jesusmcmurphy: All of you Alaskans are the same.
(4:05:25 AM) thisseverance: By which you mean we're all actually the same PERSON
(4:05:32 AM) thisseverance: Little did you know, all these years..
(4:05:37 AM) thisseverance: I've been Sarah Palin :)
(4:05:45 AM) jesusmcmurphy: Damnit!
(4:05:53 AM) jesusmcmurphy: If you had let me known, I would have voted for you.
(4:06:00 AM) jesusmcmurphy: That way I could be one of your cronies.
(4:06:10 AM) thisseverance: YOU'VE BEEN ONE OF MY CRONIES ALL ALONG
(4:06:37 AM) jesusmcmurphy: NOOOOOOOOO!

...

I wish I'd have posted something joyful and cherrious about Obama being elected. I'm... I really am very very happy.

Unfortunately, the state I live in looks like it's going to elect a felon convicted of political crimes to senate, and the state I was living in just re-banned gay marriage. Kinda harshes my buzz, man.

Dear America,

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

<3,
M