(11:22:51 AM) jesusmcmurphy: Gonna have a baby today? (11:23:15 AM) thisseverance: I'm not due for a few more months. (11:23:27 AM) jesusmcmurphy: It's mine. Isn't it. (11:23:36 AM) thisseverance: ... are you accusing me of cheating on you? (11:23:46 AM) thisseverance: I can't believe this. (11:23:55 AM) jesusmcmurphy: I know. Don't beat around the bush. (11:24:04 AM) thisseverance: ... that's what she said.