On Soulmates:

(12:43:51 PM) thisseverance: what kind of an answer is 'I don't know'?
(12:44:32 PM) jesusmcmurphy (williamlee): What kind of question is that?
(12:44:50 PM) jesusmcmurphy: I'm a dude, we're not supposed to understand our feelings. Sheesh, bitch.

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(12:50:51 PM) thisseverance: Dude, did you see how much of a married-person fight that just was?
(12:51:54 PM) jesusmcmurphy: ...
(12:51:59 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Oh god, we're soulmates.
(12:53:17 PM) thisseverance: ...you didn't know that?
(12:55:19 PM) jesusmcmurphy: I did.
(12:55:23 PM) jesusmcmurphy: I just ignored it.
(12:55:27 PM) jesusmcmurphy: As much as possible.
(12:55:39 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Because I hate you.
(12:55:58 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Damn, it'd be fucking weird if we actually were soulmates
(12:56:23 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Especially since I don't necessarily believe in soulmates.
(12:56:40 PM) thisseverance: 'necessarily' means you do but you don't want to sound like a pussy.