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On Priorities:
May. 9th, 2009 09:42 pm(09:41:26 PM) Sidhril: Man, at this rate you love me about as much as you love pie.
(09:41:26 PM) Sidhril: AND EVEN THAT IS IN QUESTION.
(09:41:26 PM) Sidhril: AND EVEN THAT IS IN QUESTION.
On suffering for your art:
May. 6th, 2009 06:11 pmMe: You're suffering in the wilderness right now.
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vayleen the wilderness needs a new espresso machine
vayleen the wilderness needs a new espresso machineOn Marriage:
May. 5th, 2009 12:29 amTo follow, a lengthy and poetically worded update about What's Really Going On in my life.
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I love you. I love you.
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I love you. I love you.
On Being able to Identify:
Apr. 7th, 2009 05:00 pm(4:58:08 PM) thisseverance: They've always been my favourite
(4:58:36 PM) thisseverance: Jawas and R2D2.
(4:58:40 PM) thisseverance: Obviously.
(4:58:56 PM) jesusmcmurphy: I see you're fond of things your height.
(4:58:36 PM) thisseverance: Jawas and R2D2.
(4:58:40 PM) thisseverance: Obviously.
(4:58:56 PM) jesusmcmurphy: I see you're fond of things your height.
On Vocabulary:
Apr. 4th, 2009 07:23 amThe OED, for being the dictionary to end all dictionaries, sends out a shitty Word of the Day.
>:\
>:\
On analogies that don't work:
Feb. 25th, 2009 10:44 pmhelixnine: "Remember what I said about Jeremy Irons and animals in cages?"On real love:
Feb. 22nd, 2009 11:06 am(11:03:29 AM) Jinx: oh! hey Trilo! we've taken one wall down, now I can brick you up inside and make you into a real fossil! it'll be cool, just like in A Cask of Amontillado
(11:04:46 AM) Trilobite: Oh, sweet!
(11:04:50 AM) Trilobite: I'll be right over, Jinx.
(11:05:04 AM) Jinx: then I'll be able to have you close...always <3
(11:04:46 AM) Trilobite: Oh, sweet!
(11:04:50 AM) Trilobite: I'll be right over, Jinx.
(11:05:04 AM) Jinx: then I'll be able to have you close...always <3
(05:03:48 PM) Raglan Road: I'm eating a really atrocious amount of cheese
(05:03:57 PM) Raglan Road: I mean, it's a cheese atrocity. It's a god damn warcrime of mozzarella.
(05:04:20 PM) Corey: I commited cheeseacide last night. It was glorious
(05:04:41 PM) Raglan Road: Ah, the flame of Empire!
(05:05:27 PM) Corey: I would have done more damage but my cheese concentration camp ran out of population to decimate.
(05:03:57 PM) Raglan Road: I mean, it's a cheese atrocity. It's a god damn warcrime of mozzarella.
(05:04:20 PM) Corey: I commited cheeseacide last night. It was glorious
(05:04:41 PM) Raglan Road: Ah, the flame of Empire!
(05:05:27 PM) Corey: I would have done more damage but my cheese concentration camp ran out of population to decimate.
On don't ask don't tell:
Jan. 23rd, 2009 08:32 am(08:30:47 AM) jesusmcmurphy: The sarcasm is palatable.
(08:30:52 AM) Raglan Road: How does it taste?
(08:30:58 AM) jesusmcmurphy: Like flan.
[No, really.]
(08:30:52 AM) Raglan Road: How does it taste?
(08:30:58 AM) jesusmcmurphy: Like flan.
[No, really.]
On 'bitchy':
Dec. 8th, 2008 06:04 am[Also doesn't have to do with anything in particular, but an appropriate exchange for the day nonetheless...]
(6:02:36 AM) Marie: ... but then I thought that might be misconstrued as 'bitchy'.
(6:02:48 AM) Odin: oh, and we don't want THAT do we.
(6:02:53 AM) Marie: Oh no.
(6:02:56 AM) Odin: oooh no.
(6:02:36 AM) Marie: ... but then I thought that might be misconstrued as 'bitchy'.
(6:02:48 AM) Odin: oh, and we don't want THAT do we.
(6:02:53 AM) Marie: Oh no.
(6:02:56 AM) Odin: oooh no.
On Body Image:
Nov. 18th, 2008 09:30 pmwilliamlee: I may be attractive but I will never be a cat on a roomba. My spirit and self worth are once again destroyed.On secret identities:
Nov. 4th, 2008 04:05 am(4:02:29 AM) jesusmcmurphy: You might like Crystal.
(4:02:49 AM) thisseverance: meth?
(4:03:03 AM) jesusmcmurphy: Hot sauce.
(4:03:11 AM) jesusmcmurphy: I knew you were a tweaker.
(4:03:24 AM) jesusmcmurphy: All of you Alaskans are the same.
(4:05:25 AM) thisseverance: By which you mean we're all actually the same PERSON
(4:05:32 AM) thisseverance: Little did you know, all these years..
(4:05:37 AM) thisseverance: I've been Sarah Palin :)
(4:05:45 AM) jesusmcmurphy: Damnit!
(4:05:53 AM) jesusmcmurphy: If you had let me known, I would have voted for you.
(4:06:00 AM) jesusmcmurphy: That way I could be one of your cronies.
(4:06:10 AM) thisseverance: YOU'VE BEEN ONE OF MY CRONIES ALL ALONG
(4:06:37 AM) jesusmcmurphy: NOOOOOOOOO!
(4:02:49 AM) thisseverance: meth?
(4:03:03 AM) jesusmcmurphy: Hot sauce.
(4:03:11 AM) jesusmcmurphy: I knew you were a tweaker.
(4:03:24 AM) jesusmcmurphy: All of you Alaskans are the same.
(4:05:25 AM) thisseverance: By which you mean we're all actually the same PERSON
(4:05:32 AM) thisseverance: Little did you know, all these years..
(4:05:37 AM) thisseverance: I've been Sarah Palin :)
(4:05:45 AM) jesusmcmurphy: Damnit!
(4:05:53 AM) jesusmcmurphy: If you had let me known, I would have voted for you.
(4:06:00 AM) jesusmcmurphy: That way I could be one of your cronies.
(4:06:10 AM) thisseverance: YOU'VE BEEN ONE OF MY CRONIES ALL ALONG
(4:06:37 AM) jesusmcmurphy: NOOOOOOOOO!
On Pick-Up Lines:
Sep. 22nd, 2008 08:56 pmhelixnine: But you, of course, swoon like a mighty whale!me: ...what did you call me?
On Protection:
Sep. 8th, 2008 09:57 pmjesusmcmurphy: You screen a lot of things.
me: Yes.
me: Doors.
Me: Televisions.
jesusmcmurphy: Wishes, my lovelife...
me: Indeed
Me: Just think of me as your psychic condom.
Some time later:
jesusmcmurphy: I think I'll go sleep with one of these Freshmen.
me: Bad idea XD
me: (it's obligatory now!)
jesusmcmurphy: Hahaha. Like any condom, I like to test it out first.
jesusmcmurphy:Then wash and reuse!
jesusmcmurphy:This is how I stay "green".
me: Yes.
me: Doors.
Me: Televisions.
jesusmcmurphy: Wishes, my lovelife...
me: Indeed
Me: Just think of me as your psychic condom.
Some time later:
jesusmcmurphy: I think I'll go sleep with one of these Freshmen.
me: Bad idea XD
me: (it's obligatory now!)
jesusmcmurphy: Hahaha. Like any condom, I like to test it out first.
jesusmcmurphy:Then wash and reuse!
jesusmcmurphy:This is how I stay "green".
On interesting assassination techniques:
Aug. 31st, 2008 12:21 amhelixnine: my vegemite is making my scotch taste weak.me: o.O!!!
me: NO!
me: No god!
me: You are NOT doing what I think you're doing right now!
me: That is an atrocious abomination against good taste SIR
helixnine: HahahahaHAHAHAHahahaahHAHAHahahaaha!!!!
helixnine: what is?
helixnine: o.O
me: You're eating vegemite and drinking scotch?!
me: Scotch and vegemite are not intended to be consumed together!
me: WTF!
helixnine: 8-)
me: It's like... I'm going to have a glass of red wine with this chocolate icecream
DISGUSTING
helixnine: All this time... you never saw it coming, did you? Fool! I have plotted your demise from the beginning!
On Getting the Ladies:
Aug. 15th, 2008 11:52 pmcanonical_tom: ;)I have a man-deal with the ladies.
I don't try to impress them, and they're not impressed.
works pretty consistently.
On Family Planning:
Jul. 10th, 2008 02:01 pmme: This is your family.
me: God is giving your family a BABY
me: A BABY
me: BABY BABY BABY
Falon: I know its TERRIFYING
me: ...you're so fail.
Falon: and wondurous
me: What's gonna happen when Nikki wants one?
me: Cause she does.
me: And that's on you, buddy.
Falon: I will flee to the jungles of peru and seek the ancient temple of the beetle god Usunga
me: o.O
me: I'm gonna tell >:\
Falon: And rename myself Falon Jones....TOMB RAIDER
PS: It's not my baby >.>...
me: God is giving your family a BABY
me: A BABY
me: BABY BABY BABY
Falon: I know its TERRIFYING
me: ...you're so fail.
Falon: and wondurous
me: What's gonna happen when Nikki wants one?
me: Cause she does.
me: And that's on you, buddy.
Falon: I will flee to the jungles of peru and seek the ancient temple of the beetle god Usunga
me: o.O
me: I'm gonna tell >:\
Falon: And rename myself Falon Jones....TOMB RAIDER
PS: It's not my baby >.>...
