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TheGuppyOfDoom: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream?
TheGuppyOfDoom: ...Crib death...
This Severance: >.>.,.
This Severance: yay dead baby jokes
TheGuppyOfDoom: They're what's keeping Satan at bay.
This Severance: really?
TheGuppyOfDoom: Ask him.
This Severance: Hey Satan?! What's red and squirms in the corner?
TheGuppyOfDoom: WHAT IS THAT, O MORTAL?
This Severance: A baby in a bag!
TheGuppyOfDoom: 666!
TheGuppyOfDoom: That's Satan's version of lol