Rrg.

I hate applying for jobs.

On medical conditions:

Me and Foxomatic:

me: Why am I so thirsty all the time?!
Kitsune: Because you don't drink enough! Clearly.
Sent at 5:44 PM on Tuesday
me: But I've been drinking a lot
Including more grapefruit juice than god should allow.
Kitsune: How much grapefruit juice should god allow?
me: Less than I have consumed in the last three days
Kitsune: Zomg.
I don't know. I had the same thing when I was on this medication a few months ago. I was thirsty all the time.
me: I'm not on any medication though.
Kitsune: Then I have no idea.
Maybe you've been eating salt.
me: No more or less than usual
I don't think
Kitsune: >.> Maybe there are sponges in your stomach.
me: It's been this way for like weeks
Oh, I bet that's it.
Kitsune: It probably is. You need to find a sponge exorcist.
me: Ok.
Kitsune: They are not expensive.
Sent at 5:54 PM on Tuesday