On Protection:

jesusmcmurphy: You screen a lot of things.
me: Yes.
me: Doors.
Me: Televisions.
jesusmcmurphy: Wishes, my lovelife...
me: Indeed
Me: Just think of me as your psychic condom.

Some time later:

jesusmcmurphy: I think I'll go sleep with one of these Freshmen.
me: Bad idea XD
me: (it's obligatory now!)
jesusmcmurphy: Hahaha. Like any condom, I like to test it out first.
jesusmcmurphy:Then wash and reuse!
jesusmcmurphy:This is how I stay "green".