On interesting assassination techniques:

helixnine: my vegemite is making my scotch taste weak.
me: o.O!!!
me: NO!
me: No god!
me: You are NOT doing what I think you're doing right now!
me: That is an atrocious abomination against good taste SIR
helixnine: HahahahaHAHAHAHahahaahHAHAHahahaaha!!!!
helixnine: what is?
helixnine: o.O
me: You're eating vegemite and drinking scotch?!
me: Scotch and vegemite are not intended to be consumed together!
me: WTF!
helixnine: 8-)
me: It's like... I'm going to have a glass of red wine with this chocolate icecream
DISGUSTING
helixnine: All this time... you never saw it coming, did you? Fool! I have plotted your demise from the beginning!