authoring destruction

(5:44:33 PM) Marie: I think I'd be a bad pope.
(5:44:56 PM) Marie: very full of wrath and not much forgiveness
(5:45:08 PM) Marie: Pope Cranky I

(5:46:55 PM) Marie: If I were pope I think my official blessing would be 'go to hell'
(5:47:46 PM) Adam: Mine would be 'How you doin' ?'

(5:49:00 PM) Adam: I'd also reinstate indulgences and out source some countries
(5:51:36 PM) Adam: I'd also make Ewan McGregor my camerlengo
(5:52:14 PM) Marie: they call him carmerlengoooo
(5:52:25 PM) Marie: Honestly most of what I know about the pope I learned from [Angels & Demons, the movie]
(5:52:38 PM) Marie: Emma made me watch it. That means it's legit, right?
(5:52:47 PM) Adam: Completely

(3:28:40 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Door handles, counters, you know, things you put your penis on.

(10:05:28 PM) Trillian: ...it sounds like tennis balls in the dryer?

(TBND: Terrible Band Next Door)

jesusmcmurphy: My mustache is eclipsing Nietzche.

(9:59:57 PM) tseiffer: The trick to a friendly impalement is to miss the liver.

(10:20:07 PM) Emma: It's the hotdish.
(10:20:15 PM) thisseverance: Aaah, it might be the hotdish.
(10:20:28 PM) Emma: It's always the hotdish.

(01:40:45 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Regardless, you're crazy.
(01:41:02 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Just not as crazy as some of the women I've been involved with.
(01:41:09 PM) jesusmcmurphy: Diet crazy.

jesusmcmurphy: I am a master bitch-mistruster.

autodestruct And Lys is just going to make crazy face as if it is going to make the bird die and appear in front of him.

Adam: There's nothing civilized about Greek. I tried to learn it once and it just made me want to go back in time and punch Socrates in the face.
Adam: Granted, as a blacksmith, he probably would've kicked my ass.