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(09:07:29 PM) This Severance: I now have a big wineglass filled with don perry-something. That rapper champagne.
(09:08:00 PM) [livejournal.com profile] helixnine: Dom Perrier?
(09:08:08 PM) This Severance: Sure!
(09:08:21 PM) helixnine: because you guys usually keep $200 bottle of champagne around the house?
(09:08:39 PM) This Severance: It's actually perrier (the water) and apple juice.
(09:08:49 PM) This Severance: But I lead an interesting fantasy life, as we all know well.
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[Jinx] hey man, no one messes with the Trilobite
[Trilobite] Yarrr
[Ingell] Except the Permian Mass Extinction Event. ;_;
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helixnine:(I think I just say asinine things so you'll put me in your LJ under the tag "on...")
me: You can't manipulate that system
It's manipulate proof.
We like to shorten that to 'manproof'
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(09:40:29 PM) mom: watching Spiderman - the first movie. Was just a shot of Times Square (sort of) with the steaming Cup O Noodles in the background! It lives on!

[I lamented the disappearance of the steaming Cup O Noodles in Times Square a few years ago, it had been one of the first things to have delighted me in the endless treasure chest that is Manhattan.]
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(07:59:24 PM) [livejournal.com profile] helixnine: I can be like "Canada?! They want our beavers!"
(07:59:35 PM) This Severance: <.<...


Canada apparently wants to socialize our beavers.
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[The trilobite in question was NOT me]

[Trilobite] Although the notion of 'trilobite porn' is kindof hysterical from the perspective of the prehistoric creature.
[Methos] Rule 34
[Methos] "THERE is porn of it"
[Trilobite] ...2 hits on google.
[Methos] SEE
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[Trilobite] Gauis kicks ass... but I would -totally- do Number 6.
[Methos] Well Six..there is just no question about it
[Methos] Although since there is more than one of her - I'd do two of her.
[Trilobite] Good call.
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(10:34:43 AM) Jeremy: maybe they just let the actors make up the things they say
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Me and Foxomatic:

me: Why am I so thirsty all the time?!
Kitsune: Because you don't drink enough! Clearly.
Sent at 5:44 PM on Tuesday
me: But I've been drinking a lot
Including more grapefruit juice than god should allow.
Kitsune: How much grapefruit juice should god allow?
me: Less than I have consumed in the last three days
Kitsune: Zomg.
I don't know. I had the same thing when I was on this medication a few months ago. I was thirsty all the time.
me: I'm not on any medication though.
Kitsune: Then I have no idea.
Maybe you've been eating salt.
me: No more or less than usual
I don't think
Kitsune: >.> Maybe there are sponges in your stomach.
me: It's been this way for like weeks
Oh, I bet that's it.
Kitsune: It probably is. You need to find a sponge exorcist.
me: Ok.
Kitsune: They are not expensive.
Sent at 5:54 PM on Tuesday
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[Krisael] YOU THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE A DREADLORD?
[WarlockSupreme] zomg wut
* Krisael has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[WarlockSupreme] AHAHAHA

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