In closing:

[crows]

You know you haven't been getting enough sleep when reason dictates that God is probably an elephant.

Comments

[joeyclaren.livejournal.com]

What, they're after you too?

Maybe if we pool our ninjas, we can defeat them...


Yeeess....

[chaotique.livejournal.com]

Yea. But you'll have to bribe mine; they've been getting lazy since I've had this guy to take out anyone who looks at me wrong. Twice in the last week I've come around the corner to find them smoking cigarettes and playing rummy instesd of doing their job.

[joeyclaren.livejournal.com]

Maybe they can help my ninjas -- all they play is bridge, and there's only three of them, so they're always accosting innocent passers-by and whisking them away to their secret hideout so they have a fourth.

It's embarassing, really. Bridge isn't even a civilized card game.

[chaotique.livejournal.com]

God, I know, I know! I though they stopped manufacturing the bridge-playing ninjas. Did you get yours second-hand?

[joeyclaren.livejournal.com]

I actually made them from a kit. I hear that it was recalled, but you can't really take the ninjas apart once you put them together.