On Craigslist:

I posted two items for sale. An air compressor, and a coffee maker. I just received the following email:

Hey.
I am mailing you regarding your post.
I find your post nice.
I am good looking woman. I am coming to your place in few days.
and looking for a male to show me around.
This way we could discover each other.
I am going to send you my image when you answer.
I am coming from European part.
Caio!

Pure poetry. <3 Can't wait to meet 'Lisa'!